Do we need to start using the "/s" tag here like became necessary on reddit? I don't like the thought, but maybe it's a different issue in this case-- more of a non-native-English or on-the-spectrum thing than an inexperienced teenager thing? I hope so.
Then again from the UK POV the leftpondians barely count as native English speakers anyway ;)
[1] https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-p...
I was more thinking about the words/grammar/idiom etc.
(also as a Lancastrian I find e.g. Deep Somerset barely comprehensible, especially when the speaker is a few pints in, but their wording is still usually closer to mine than the USians' is)