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1. mulmen+Lh[view] [source] 2024-12-10 01:15:04
>>haunte+(OP)
In high school I got pulled over for speeding. The cop lectured me then told me he was calling my mom. I think his plan was to get me in trouble at home then send me off with a warning. I don’t think I laughed at the suggestion but I knew what was going to happen.

He attempted to lecture her about what her son was doing but her only response was something like “ok, why are you calling me?” I think she may have also admonished him for wasting her time on the morning of a workday. He came back red faced but I’m not sure it was anger or embarrassment. Either way I got a ticket.

I have a good mom.

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2. greyfa+nr[view] [source] 2024-12-10 02:43:24
>>mulmen+Lh
How did the cop get your mom's phone number?
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3. dymk+ct[view] [source] 2024-12-10 03:02:36
>>greyfa+nr
I'm imagining that the cop was his dad
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4. mulmen+ve4[view] [source] 2024-12-11 14:02:41
>>dymk+ct
Don’t you think I would have mentioned that?
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5. dymk+178[view] [source] 2024-12-12 19:48:54
>>mulmen+ve4
It’s funnier if left to the imagination
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