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>>1317+(OP)
My immediate thought was that this was a post about how someone got root access to a cigarette lighter and I was totally ready to believe it.

My parents oven gets regular software updates so I didn’t even question whether the cigarette lighter was “smart.”

>>zephyr+y3
So ... a lighter with a little solar panel, and a battery, which generates sparks like a tiny taser when the lidar detects a suitably proximate cigarette or cigar. But not a finger or hot dog.

No button pushing. No lighter fluid refilling ... ever. The world waited a long time for this.

And obviously it needs a chip to run the lidar, and generate the simultaneous brilliant LED flash and fade, haptic jolt, and accompanying sound effects.

(Can some demo freak please create this? And make it look like a little revolver? But for finger and hot dog safety, you are going to have to harden the virtual memory controller...)