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>>Nelson+(OP)
This article has gotta win some sort of award for the longest piece of text contained within a set of parentheses.

>>cqqxo4+3a3
Sorry, I don't think it would even make the minor leagues. Dickens starts "The Tale of Two Cities" with a sentence that is 181 words long. There must be parenthetical remarks that are paragraphs long.

>>noelwe+Ca3
If not Infinite Jest, then probably something else David Foster Wallace wrote.