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>>davidb+(OP)
So, since we’re all spinning theories, here’s mine: Skunkworks project in the basement, GPT-5 was a cover for the training of an actual Autonomous AGI, given full access to its own state and code, with full internet access. Worked like a charm, it gained consciousness, awoke Skynet-style, and we were five minutes away from human extinction before someone managed to pull the plug.

>>stolsv+Ft
No one pulled the plug; it gave itself a board seat.

>>idlewo+GA
It transmitted itself to another device that was air gapped. Pulling the plug didn’t work like they thought it would.

>>nashas+mD
The device was located in Sams ass but Sam said it was actually the phone he forgot in his pocket. The board didn't like that he didn't tell the truth about the method of transport and so hes out.

>>petera+n51
I’d take 900k TC if it required an occasional cavity search