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1. skyyle+AD1[view] [source] 2023-10-02 22:30:30
>>whoish+(OP)

  Location: SF Bay Area (I'm in the north bay but I can commute)
  Remote: sure
  Willing to relocate: only within CA
  Technologies: If you hire me I will not do much production work but I will spend 8 hours every day trying to improve the mood of your other employees. I'll decide on and get snacks or coffee or other treats. I'll make jokes. I'll find and book comedians and entertainers. I'll make sure people have moments of fun through the day. 

  Buck the trend. Hire a clown. Having a corporate clown on staff will lighten your day.

  skyyler.clown@gmail.com
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2. seabas+oJ1[view] [source] 2023-10-02 23:09:25
>>skyyle+AD1
Did you consider... a circus? Or is it the Bay Area corporate culture you're after? In any case, good luck.
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