Facebook: Great. I'd be happy to. Any more detail you'd like to add?
Me: Make us look attractive. Show that we're a having a great time. Also, we went to see the Chatham Lighthouse.
Facebook: OK, done!
...
Facebook: You've received 48 likes. Your mother would like to know if you had any salt water taffy.
Me: Yes, and please create a picture of my oldest daughter having trouble chewing it.
Facebook: Done.