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>>xslowz+(OP)
I'd like to invoke Hanlon's razor here to at least cut down on the potential for over-the-top reactions that can be somewhat embarassing in retrospect:

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

>>BLKNSL+s8
if I had to guess: ugly synchronous code for statistics that hits a dead shard for the target domain and times out.