- Schedule the reboot
- do my changes
- Make sure everything was working properly
- Go get lunch
- Notice a bunch of pages and alarms about a firewall going offline
- Rush back to my office
- Login to the firewall
- Schedule the reboot
- Re apply the changes
- Test it again
- CANCEL THE FING REBOOT THIS TIME
- Eat my now cold lunch
- begin change control at 4:55pm on Friday before Christmas
- schedule reboot
- paste changes
- make sure everything is working properly
- leave security key on desk
- go to christmas party
- firewall goes offline, pages go off
- remotely log into firewall with phone
- rush back to office to get security key
- accidentally type init 1 hanging server
- discount datacenter remote hands not picking up the phone
- rush to datacenter to power cycle server
- :(