You'll have no choice and your love will be mandatory.
This won't stop malware of course. However a skull clamp will be installed to monitor your thoughts and you will be zapped if undesirable thoughts are detected.
Note: it's a hyperbole but if you want another OS, Browser or hardware you'll be forced to Homebrew it. Or use a compromised app.
"Sorry, this site requires a certified web browser.
Your browser does not meet the security requirements that this website requires.
Please upgrade to the lastest Google Chrome and remove any uncertified plugins."