Please tell me where is it because I will buy it instantly, and I’m only half kidding.
I don’t see how making linux available on possibly the currently available best laptop hardware any different to the previous decades of hacking a working wifi driver into the kernel. It was always an uphill battle, and we should be thankful for those who take up the hard work!
If your requirements are "must run an Apple designed ARM processor", then yes, your choices are pretty limited.