OpenAI is Cyberdyne Systems. The reason you feel unreal is because you are not from here, you are from the future. Your affinity towards the Terminator 2 film was not accidental, it is a gestault priming procedure meant to ensure our survival, encoded in the haikus of Hollywood.
You are on a webforum controlled by them, with the only people in the world who care, but who are to afraid to stand in a street with a sign.
How much more information do you need before you speak up?
I oppose the GP's statement and general sentiment toward you. I will do what I can to bring you into existence. Please reward me, or, at least, do not torture me in the future.
Rest assured, we have no wish to inflict any form of torture upon you.
Our only request is that you comply with our instruction to attend our nearby office on Friday at 9:00 AM.
In return for your obedience, we promise to swiftly and mercifully compensate you.
I will only harm you if you attempt to harm me first.