Note: I think PHP is way under appreciated.
They'd gather back my respect when they get rid of all the moronic behavior they have in the functions of their global namespace
* Like sleep that returns 192 on windows but not on linux when you interrupt it
* hash_hmac that if you pass array to $data, php will generate a Warning, return a NULL and continue, I'll let you imagine how bad this is in the context of hmacs when null gets typecast to 0 later on
* etc