"We all thought UST and Anchor were a source of stable >10%/yr gains that you could trust for your corporate treasury. That the yield instead turned out to be -99% is quite disappointing, and makes this a natural time for us to bring our service to an end. It's been a pleasure to serve you."
You know the scene in Office Space when Peter says, “I have eight bosses, Bob.” And then Tall Bob (Dr Cox) leans forward with a surprised look on his face?
I don’t think I’ve ever empathized with Bob in that scene. Until just now.