I don't think he will be commenting anytime soon again if this really is him
https://news.ycombinator.com/threads?id=il
like your neighbor being a serial killer or something
When someone steals your bike, the cops could spend weeks investigating, interviewing witnesses, searching Craiglist, Facebook Marketplace, staking out the neighborhood for anyone riding the stolen bike, etc.
But they don't, because it's a bike. But steal $3.6 billion, you'll hold their attention for a bit!