>>Tomte+(OP)
The "Ian Knot"[0] (which, I just discovered, was invented by the author of that site) is quite possibly the coolest and fastest way to tie your shoes.
>>qwnp+C4
After I stumbled upon this site years ago, the Ian knot is how I tie my shoes every time.
The hardest part about this knot is making sure that somebody is watching while you do it. Every time I tie my shoes alone, I feel an upwelling of regret, as if there has been an opportunity lost.