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>>turtle+(OP)
I got indigogo, which amusingly is the (slightly changed) name of a real service.

>>cercat+zj
I got toxoplasm, also very near but definition is just hilarious:

toxoplasm tox·o·plasm

    (in humans) a microorganism of the alimentary canal, which forms a protective passage across nerve vessels adjacent to the colon, for example in the trachea
    "there is evidence that hemostasis greatly increases the risk of malaria by toxoplasm"