Well, I'll bite. I'm a physicist and I understand LIGO. What's your alternative explanation?
Maybe you'll find this paper helpful: https://aapt.scitation.org/doi/10.1119/1.18578
If light is emitted at a constant wavelength independent of the stretching of the universe, doesn't that imply light is traveling through a higher spatial dimension, otherwise the emitter itself would be stretched with the universe and we'd never be able to observe differences in the speed of light? If I understand this paper, once light is emitted, it's "stuck" to space and will stretch along with it. But if the emitter wavelength stays constant doesn't that imply it's waving through a higher dimension?
I'm not totally sure what you mean by a higher dimension. The properties of the emitter (which is, e.g. a laser cavity) aren't affected by the gravitational wave because the emitter is a rigid body, which doesn't get stretched. (It's the same thing as described here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22990753 ) So it puts out light of a given frequency.
By contrast, LIGO is not a rigid body, because the mirrors at the ends of the arms hang freely, hence allowing gravitational waves to change the distance between them.
> What's baffling to me is everyone who has tried to explain the LIGO detector doesn't even realize this question exists. I've independently thought this question and when people start explaining LIGO to me, and I take the time to spell out the question, they realize they don't understand LIGO either.
Yup, it generally is the case in physics that over 95% of people who claim they can explain any given thing don't actually understand it! But the professionals are aware. I even know a LIGO guy who goes to popular talks armed with a pile of copies of the paper I linked.