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1. hirund+3r[view] [source] 2020-03-16 22:35:29
>>psim1+(OP)
If this were a Bond movie, Bezos would be cackling in his secret lair about how his viral plan was coming to fruition. Bond (played by Idris Elba) would then cough on Bezos, who would whip out his antidote, which Bond would grab, escape, and release to the world before being killed by Thanos. (Pitch Meeting, call me)
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2. BetaDe+3x[view] [source] 2020-03-16 23:08:50
>>hirund+3r
> ...before being killed by Thanos.

I read Theranos at first.

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3. matthe+ZB[view] [source] 2020-03-16 23:39:32
>>BetaDe+3x
In some ways, it thematically works better
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4. aswans+JR[view] [source] 2020-03-17 01:32:03
>>matthe+ZB
Liz Holmes inadvertently stumbles upon the cure, vindicating her reputation.
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5. mav3ri+XH1[view] [source] 2020-03-17 11:23:26
>>aswans+JR
Tony Stark then snaps his fingers...
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