Surely there's some compromise middle ground? Let me download "safe-curl-bash" (scb) that only runs a script if it's trusted in some manner? Maybe the checksum matches from a crowdsourced database.
"Sorry only 9 people have declared this script valid and your threshold is 100. Here's a cat of the script and we will ask you if it looks valid or not or don't know."
I also think it's a bit more realistic than the, "anyone who does this should be reading the script first to check that it's safe." Yes, and I check the passenger jet for flaws before I board, too!
Just spitballing.